Didn’t Die Or Get Pregnant Card
$ 49.50
A hilarious twist on the classic “don’t cry because it’s over” sentiment—this card reminds them to smile because it happened… and because they didn’t die or end up pregnant. Perfect as a just-because card, friendship card, divorce card, or for celebrating a new job, new home, or simply letting someone know you’re thinking of them. Features: A2 size (4.25 x 5.5″) Made from 100 lb, high-quality cardstock Includes colorful red peel & seal envelope (no licking!)


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